I received this in an email from yahoogroup. Found intersting so sharing it.

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing.
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.” - That’s Advertising.
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” - That’s Telemarketing.
4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:”By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” - That’s Public Relations
5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:

   “You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?” - That’s Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That’s Customer Feedback.
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. - That’s demand and supply gap.
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him - That’s competition eating into your market share.
9. You see and gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich Marry me!” your wife arrives. - That’s restriction for entering new markets
   
   

   Technorati Tags: Marketing, Advertising, Brand building, Feedback, Public Relations

   ashok

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Comments


1. atul dogra Said,

   hey ashok if you written this from your’s then you are really a gr8 marketting mind


2. Nikhil T. J. Said,

   Excellent marketing tips! Ashok. What about Internet Marketing? You could have included that in it!

   Good one!


3. ashok Said,

   Welcome Nikhil in my blog. It was actually from a forwarded mail.

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